Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Saving Animals
They tell you that if you want to save little fish you should cut the holes in plastic 6-pack rings so that they don't get stuck. I want to save a lot of little fish so I don't cut the rings, I just stretch them out so big fish get caught in them.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Haiku - Dude, We Have to Leave
Dude, we have to leave.
You’re having fun? I don’t care.
I just crapped my pants.
You’re having fun? I don’t care.
I just crapped my pants.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Internet
Don’t you hate it when you have an awesome idea and then a few weeks later you find out someone else had your idea? I thought up the internet before it existed, and then bam, there it was. Well, I didn’t really invent the internet, but I was getting tired of sneaking into my brother’s room to see porn.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Failure
I tried for days, but I couldn't think of a single time I couldn't accomplish something I set out to do.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Equality
If you women are serious about this whole equality thing, your going to have to give us men control over your vaginas 50% of the time. Or 50% of your vaginas all of the time.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
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